Impracticality For Thanksgiving.

by Jamila Pierre

Soooooo, for Thanksgiving I decided to wear one of the most impractical outfits ever known to mankind. 

Every article I wore was just not Thanksgiving friendly, from the waist cinching to the tight pants...this outfit did not allow for maximum belly stuffing. 

When Thanksgiving comes around I usually opt for more stretchy, giving pieces. I want to be able to overload my plate and subsequently overload my stomach with all of the trimmin's. For these activities one must have garments that are at least 60% spandex ....I was only donning a good 5%...TISK TISK... NO GOOD.

Needless to say, I disrobed ASAP and draped myself in the stretchiest garb I could find. (Not pictured here)

Once I had my new outfit on it was chow time; I talk a good game but I was only able to eat a plate and a half, however, my husband was a Gavone and practically ate the house...still don't know where he puts it.

Overall, this Thanksgiving was one of the best ones we've had in a long while and brought to light why it is we should give thanks on other days outside of just Thanksgiving. 

Bellow is an image of my outfit with reasons why this outfit was a 'Thanksgiving FAIL'.



What I'm Wearing:

  1. Necklace from $10 (now on sale for $5)
  2. Black 3/4 length sleeve top from $7
  3. Floral top (Worn backwards) from $12.88
  4. Wine colored skinnies from $22.80
  5. Patent, leather, and snake pointed toe flats from $19.99
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