How To: White Printed Pant

by Jamila Pierre


Okay, so I'm one of those people who loves light colored pant, namely white, and just could never see myself wearing them. I just felt that a person like me wearing a pair of white pants would mean:

  1. No longer white after one wash.
  2. Target for dirt and stains
  3. Shows every imperfection and cellulite bump. 

I have often admired a crisp clean pair of white jeans and wondered how the person who's wearing it does it.

Well I finally found my perfect pair that allows me to do it, and this is why: 

  1. It isn't exactly completely white.
  2. It has a pattern on them so that when you spill something on them, it's barely noticeable. *YAY for splatter print!
  3. The slight print isn't too over powering and isn't in a color that's too saturated, keeping it from being a light pair of pants. 
  4. The slight pattern conceals and distracts. *YAY to camouflaged cellulite!*  

Seeing as how a printed pant can border immature, now if that's something you don't mind then do you, I decided to elevate it a tad by adding a crisp white button down, a statement necklace, and a bag and heels that help the colors of the splatter shine through. I wanted the splatter to be visible but not be the focus of the look, which is why I went with such bright shoes and accessories. I can now take this outfit from work to date night without even having to change any of the pieces out.

Don't get me wrong, I don't always feel like classing it up and I've been known to veer on the immature side and just plain old not give an ISH about being elegant...but some times you're feeling special and want to show it. 

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What I'm Wearing:

  1. White button down top from JCP.com. $17
  2. Watercolor splatter pants from Forever21.com. $24.80
  3. Teal bag from Target.com. $29.99
  4. Pink kitten heels from Ninewest.com. $39.99
  5. Jewelry from the wholesale district and Soho. $2.50-$5

I'm On A Boat Mother F**KER, I'm On ABoat.

by Jamila Pierre


One of my Heffas Christine had some VIP tickets to the 4Knots concert at the South Street Seaport. The tickets allowed us to be on a docked ship with free food and an open bar....you know it was on right?

I dressed extremely casual and ate hotdogs and drank UV Vodka to my hearts content. The food was off the chain and the Vodka was just so damn tasty...I will be buying a bottle one of these days soon.

I thoroughly enjoyed myself and all the people watching I was able to partake in.

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My Heffas.

View from the boat and inside the boat.


Drinks and Food.

Some Stylin' folks witnessed.

THE LONELY ISLAND LYRICS"I'm On A Boat"(feat. T-Pain)

[Intro (T-Pain)]
(Shortayyyy) Aww shit
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid

[Chorus]

[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh

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